Out of Context D&D Quotes

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the-zombie-bandwagon asked: For the anon who wants to know about minis. From someone who has spent a lot of time and money building 40k armies, do yourself a favor and buy secondhand. It will always be cheaper and the pieces are usually put together and painted already. If you want to get rid of the paint buy a jewelry sonicator for $20 and blast them on a low setting.

tips and tricks from the-zombie-bandwagon

whomville asked: My groups have actually always used spare dice or chess pieces as minis. Minis are just as expensive no matter what you're playing, unfortunately. At least in my experience.

All the minis I own I got for free.  Don’t tell my high school DND club.

Anonymous asked: I've always liked minis and they are partly why I got into D&D, but D&D minis can be expensive... Are pathfinder minis the same scale?

I’ve never been too big into miniatures.  But I’m sure theres a PC out there with an answer to this question

Sorcerer : “Oh I get it, you want to see my Meta Magic Rod Extend. Alright, but it’ll take up two spells slots higher then you can handle.”

about43goats asked: What is your favorite character you've played,3.5 or pathfinder Name Race Class Gender

I think the character I feel the best about was a male necromancer named Zalt von Drek.  He changed his name to Zorbas (name inspired by Zorba Paster of WPR fame) when he became a lich.  Through a crazy turn of events he some how became the first person, living or otherwise, to go to the moon in that setting.

Somebody wrote in earlier asking me to promo a kickstarter, its for a gaming convention in Western New York called Queen City Conquest.  If that’s a thing you’re into feel free to check it out.

One does not simply walk into more doors.

No no no, David Bowie was an anomaly. The Spice Girls are a universal constant.

I had to turn off anon because I guess some people can’t handle it. I’ll turn it back on later

(larry the cable guy voice) We’re here to check your connection to the gods!