Out of Context D&D Quotes

This is a blog for out of context D&D quotes. We take submissions. Not just from D&D. Feel free to submit quotes from all your table top RPG sessions!

You can’t stop the rock!

—our bard, after jamming so hard she killed a guy

It’s the Apocalypse.  You need to get me pregnant as soon as possible.

"Code of Honor is a flaw?" -Character creation going exceptionally well.

"Do you want a cupcake? I made it with love. And teeth."

You can’t create a magical cheesecake

—our GM to our insane artificer

"That’s not a cult. That’s called a culture."

Is my phone still a boat?



— Our summoner after accidentally summoning five MORE fire elementals. 

"I am going to counterattack ALL OF YOUR TEETH. TWICE."

-A Zenith discovering the fun of defensive combos