Out of Context D&D Quotes

This is a blog for out of context D&D quotes. We take submissions. Not just from D&D. Feel free to submit quotes from all your table top RPG sessions!

"So what’s the plan?" "Well we can either try to talk to them, kill them, or wear their skin."

You can’t stop the rock!

—our bard, after jamming so hard she killed a guy

It’s the Apocalypse.  You need to get me pregnant as soon as possible.

"Code of Honor is a flaw?" -Character creation going exceptionally well.

"Do you want a cupcake? I made it with love. And teeth."

You can’t create a magical cheesecake

—our GM to our insane artificer

"That’s not a cult. That’s called a culture."