-rouge to artificer using a custom golem creating device that uses the most abundant material in range. In a potato store house.
"So what’s the plan?" "Well we can either try to talk to them, kill them, or wear their skin."
One Mastigos, working out what might happen if you add enough points in Time magic to their repetoire.
You can’t stop the rock!
—our bard, after jamming so hard she killed a guy
It’s the Apocalypse. You need to get me pregnant as soon as possible.
"Code of Honor is a flaw?" -Character creation going exceptionally well.
"Do you want a cupcake? I made it with love. And teeth."
You can’t create a magical cheesecake
—our GM to our insane artificer
"That’s not a cult. That’s called a culture."
-GM after the rogue/bladesinger pretended to be the soul police in order to get info out of a soul.