Out of Context D&D Quotes

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Guys, I swear I didn’t mean to escape prison, it was an accident.

—Level 2 Warrior 

I just presumed concussion.


And no one bats an eye when the ranger’s accused of genocide?!

—DM when an NPC was pointing out the ‘sins’ of all the PCs.

I mean, you realize that from our perspective you’ve just just been in the corner stabbing something over and over yelling “The dead should stay dead!”

Halfling barbarians: saving the world, one evil kneecap at a time.

—Adrastos, the party wizard, about fellow party member Tala


Saladin Ahmed put together some super basic stuff based on his own book, usually called Arabian Nights-ish, but I find it much more original than that:  The Throne of The Crescent Moon:  Crescent Moon Kingdom world micro-mini guide


The d20 Africa-esque game is Nyambe. There is also the retro-clone of B/X D&D called Spears of the Dawn.

cerxi asked: Pathfinder also has a few eastern sourcebooks, with several races, classes, and equipment, and even an entire eastern adventure path, Jade Regent, which is supposed to take about six months to run through.

I frequently forget that pathfinder provides a setting along with its ruleset.

Anonymous asked: Oof the name oriental adventures is pretty bad. (No reflection on you, but the term oriental is SO Eurocentric and pretty racist)

yeah if I had been working at Wizards when they named it I probably would have pitched some different names.  Maybe like Legend of the Five Rings D20, I dunno.  I would have also been like 10 at the time so I probably actually wouldn’t have known any better.

phatburd asked: WotC nuked Maztica for 4e. I was so sad. :(

It was pretty much dead in the water in 3rd as well.  Along with Kara-Tur (the FR Asian analog) and Zakhara (The middle eastern FR analog)